I've almost hit the rock bottom of acceptable sanitary conditions

When you have a baby, you just go further and further downhill as far as acceptable sanitary conditions go. You know, for eating things and washing your hands. You just get used to the worst. For an example. The baby grabs an animal cracker, puts it in her mouth, drops it on the ground, then you eat it.
Anyway, I know I've almost hit rock bottom because I bought the dog some duck fillet dog treats. They are kind of like duck jerky. Duck, lamb, and fish are about the only things she can eat because she's allergic to everything else. Anyway, she didn't like the duck fillet treats at all. Just left it there and stared at it, as if to say "you expect me to eat this shit?" Well, I paid $8 for it and I hate for it to go to waste... So I'm considering trying them. Hey, can't be that bad, just like duck jerky right? We'll see if I can hold out or not.